Shakira’s Partnership with Yogurt Brand Activia Has Twitter Super Confused.
Last week, I mused over Shakira‘s new partnership con Activia, and wondered about the pairing of Shak’s famous abs y a yogurt designed to make sure that you poop on the regular. I was impressed because I never considered the opportunity to write about Shakira and poop in the same post would arise, and I was confused because I still don’t understand why yogurt is supposed to be sexy.
It turns out that I’m not alone! According to the twitterverse, alot of other gente don’t really “get” the new ad campaign/brand partnership either. If we eat Activia will Shakira dance in our stomachs? Will we turn into Shakira? Does Shakira dance because she eats Activia? So many preguntas unanswered. So many tweets:
#lol “@iheartcarrie: So Shakira will dance in my stomach if I eat Activia???”
— Shakira (@Shakira_Brasil) March 27, 2014
So you're telling me, that if I eat Activia I'll turn into Shakira and have her perfect body? Where do I sign.
— Olivia Grace ⚓ (@_oliviagracew) March 30, 2014
When you eat activia you turn into Shakira is it
— Kate Drinan (@katedrinan) March 29, 2014
Eating Activia makes you Shakira
— Holly (@2mcintyred) March 24, 2014
Shakira doing Activia commercials makes sense. Her vibrato gives you massive diarrhea.
— Cruella de Trill (@singerboi3890) March 24, 2014
ate a Shakira toma activia galera
— Ana Flávia Poggere (@anaflaviapogg) March 30, 2014
Eating Activia makes you Shakira
— Holly (@2mcintyred) March 24, 2014
OK so can someone explain to me why Shakira’s in an Activia yogurt commercial? Is her gyrating gonna help our digestive tracks…or nah?
— Kennedey B. (@B_iz4Bellz) March 24, 2014
Adfreak News: Activia Shows That Inside Shakira’s Famous Stomach Are … More Shakiras! http://t.co/AER7kyRePn
— RAVEN5 (@raven5ive) March 24, 2014
Activia, no queria imaginarme a shakira cagando, pero bueno va mejorando, antes que imaginarme a georgina barbarosa, esta mejor
— Candelaria (@CandeQuintero) March 24, 2014
So when you eat activia shakira appears in your bowels to sing her new hit song and shake her hips and that makes you poop regularly? Hmmm
— Clair Francis (@_ClairBear) March 24, 2014
There are few things more disturbing than Shakira's Activia commercial. Please don't illustrate how it helps digestion by shaking your hips.
— Megan Segura (@megsegura) March 30, 2014
Why is Shakira dancing in an Activia commercial? Shakira, stop dancing in an Activia commercial.
— Rachel Belisle (@Rachel_Belisle) March 25, 2014
I do not know how to deal with Shakira’s Activia ad, in which I think it is implied that eating digestive yogurt is what makes Shakira dance
— Katie Heaney (@KTHeaney) March 26, 2014
Si tomo activia me transformo en shakira?
— ☯ (@estefisottile) March 30, 2014
Bonus, one of the laziest brand tweets ever. No set up. No hook. Just, watch our ad. Watch it now. OK???
Watch our latest TV commercial featuring @Shakira‘s song “Dare (la la la)” http://t.co/pyCJ4b07Nf
— Activia Yogurt (@Activia) March 25, 2014
